to be short

just realised that my blogs are incredibly long and boring to read. so to rectify the situation:
* life is good
* charlie and the chocolate factory rocks
* chocolate rocks
* i like talking to customers
* some people are snobby and need to get a grip because we're all little people trying to figure out life so aren't we all as clueless as one another?
* climbing is the easiest way to work out
* boys, learn to put the toilet seat down. 3/4 male and female 'bathroom activities' require it to be down...so you're outvoted.

and for my final pearl of wisdom....

* use hand sanitizer after typing on greasy public computers. no, public computers 'period' as the folk say here

p.s. google 'the sunscreen song'. and while you're on it: 'not the sunscreen song'